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No. Sorry? You and dana were out scheming again, I can tell. So, what- ever it is, "no". Yaarg! Blimey, Woman, you'll do as I say! Heh. Cute. Ah well. You can ravage me, though. Once I'm done with this chapter. I'll go get my viking helmet and some condoms. four six nine three five two No, it's seven there. oh, right. "Seven" nine two five eight- -tight crab! No. Oh, wait, two five eight... oh, okay you're right. Your turn, you roll. Never play tight crab with a mathe- matician, my friend, you'll lose your shirt. That's okay, john, I have a wardrobe full of 'em that look just like it. They tell me I get a raise for "good work", but not to tell a soul because it wasn't across the board. And it's just bad policy for me to tell my fellow co-workers. It's unprofessional, they said. God-damn H.R. corporate crap. Bastards never tell us what's actually happening and there's never hints about layoffs or work ebbs and flows. Power comes with knowledge. They hold the cards, and know it And I've become too cynical to even give a crap. Someday, I'm telling you, it'll be me, betsy, and an organic farm. No looking back. Well, after a boat. Gotta' have adventures for the photo album. Hey louis, I'm off to see Kate. okay, betsy. Just planned for a drink, but we might go danc- ing afterwards. mm-hm. So, I may not be back 'til late. No need to wait up. mm-hm. "mm-hm." Laced out on acid and meth. mm-hm. And I'm going to find a few young boys and take them to a hotel. mm-hm. Leave you and the kids and become a priestess in Tijuana. mm-hm. there's a pack of wild dogs in our toaster. mm-hm. I have tropical berries in my underwear. Which is why god gave me teeth. You're evil. mm-hm. I wonder if betsy would ever want to have children with me. Mm. Little Betsies and Louises run- ning about. I like that thought. Plus, a ship needs a crew, right? I don't know. I mean, I've thought that it's important to be lonely or depressed at times, because it helps you enjoy the good times. But I never really believed it in a way. But, I do think sometimes i actually enjoy being lonely and depressed. Honestly. It kinda' sets me free. I just like it in bite size pieces. The new, sukha-duhkha bruno bar, now in bite sized pieces. Choose from both moha and moksa flavors. Actually, all our Bruno products are moksa-free, my friend, they're one hundred percend moha. Good lord, I do love geeks. Even if it's bordering on singing krishna-krishna. Well, personally, i'm not totally sold on the Dije bar, being that it's mostly nuts. Common ground cafe
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